You decide to waste another perfectly good hour getting bogus car advice from the Car Talk guys when what should happen but some remark from the caller launches either Tom or Ray off topic and onto a story about The Sleek Black Beauty, their most recent wife, or their days at MIT.

The Greatest Stories Ever Told gathers the tallest tales, the deepest digressions, and the most fabulous fabrications, revealing life for the Tappet Brothers, both in and out of the garage. Beside telling you more than you ever wanted to know about Tom and Ray, The Greatest Stories Ever Told will answer mysteries such as "Whatever happened to Tommy's Dart?" and "Why is Doug the subway fugitive?" Regardless of the answers (or their veracity), this collection from CAR TALK is sure to make you laugh—and should explain, once and for all, why you shouldn't "drive like my brother."